Take one down, patch it around. 127 little bugs in the code " ( source) "Remember that there is no code faster than no code." ( source) "One man's crappy software is another man's full-time job." ( source) "No code has zero defects." ( source) "A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one.

15 of the Funniest Quotes About Kids. ADVERTISEMENT. 1. “The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable” -Lane Olinghouse. It seems that children don’t want or need anything when a parent is asking. Likewise, they don’t always listen when a parent is trying to get their attention.

Happy Birthday, son-in-law! 8: ) To the world's best son-in-law, I hope your birthday wishes never slip away, and that your birthday brings a whole year of happiness and not just one day! Happy Birthday!'. 9: ) Karma finally set everything in our life right by giving us a. 2021-4-19 · Hope your wedding finds you smiling!". "May your day be extra special and fun - because tomorrow the hard work begins!". "Getting married is like being in drama school. You get to practice everything from comedy to melodrama. Search from Funny Son Quotes stock photos, pictures and royalty-free images from iStock. Find high-quality stock photos that you won't find anywhere else.

Just kidding. Happy birthday to one of the wisest men I know! Dearest Dad: I wish for nothing but a lifetime of smiles for you on your birthday . . . as long as you still have teeth. Happy birthday to you! Dad, you're not 52—you are only 22, with 32 years of experience! Happy birthday! Some people never grow up.

“Then said Eliakim the son of Hilkiah, and Shebna, and Joah, unto Rabshakeh, Speak, I pray thee, to thy servants in the Syrian language; for we understand it: and talk not with us in the Jews' language in the ears of the people that are on the wall.”.

Happy birthday, son. 3: Son, words don't do justice to the extravagant joy in my heart as you mark another year in your life. I wish above all things, that you remain as outstanding as the happiness you bring into my life. Happy birthday. 4: If I had a way to appear before you in person, I would have done so.

8. "Fathers and sons are much more considerate of one another than mothers and daughters.". - Friedrich Nietzsche. 9. "Every son quotes his father, in words and in deeds.". - Terri Guillemets. 10. "The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them.". - Confucius.

9 Funny Mother Son Quotes Parenting a son comes with its own special set of memories, challenges, and funny moments. We asked Audrey Saracco from Bleeping Motherhood, Chaunie Brusie, RN, BSN, from.

Here are some funny eulogy quotes to consider using at a funeral for a friend. 16. "If you are looking for a friend who has no faults, you will have no friends.". — Unknown. A funeral is not usually a time to discuss a person's faults, but it may be appropriate if you can do it in a loving, comedic manner. 17.

Even on cloudy days, a son can warm up him mother's heart. To be a mother of a son is one of the most important things you can do to change the world. Raise them to respect women, raise them to stand up for others, raise them to be kind. - Shannon L. Alder. A mother has the most difficult task in the world.

Marriage is the eye-opener." — Pauline Thomason. "A good marriage is like a casserole: only those responsible for it really know what goes into it." — Unknown. "All you need is love. But a.